Conversations with Jared

Me, "Jared, will you smell Finn's bum and let me know if he's stinky?"
Jared, sniff sniff.
Me, "So is he stinky? What does it smell like?"
Jared, "I dunno, it just smells like baby."

Me, "I can't believe Finn will be 1 month soon."
Jared, "OH FINN, you're graduating from newborness."

Me, "Are we still newlyweds?"
Jared, "We're freshlyweds:)"