If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

What Jared REALLY does at work.

Jared claims to work on the gmail team, but we all know that he really uses his Stanford education to laze around and take advantage of Google's many incredible accomadations at work. (We're still trying to get him to use a fitness orb to sit on like Dwight does in The Office.)

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